Joel Charles Snell

HELLO!

I am going to make this short and hopefully interesting book to you.

Most Americans don’t like to read.

THEREFORE, this will be short and readable. This book is about different types of families that emerge in their own time. The folks in this little book are ABOUT UNIQUE families. If you want to read about academic descriptions of families go to “types of families” like hunting and gathering societies to now. Go to “types of families.” This book is about folks who live in screw ball or scarred families.

1. Why this may be interesting is that there are so many kinds of families today. I am going to briefly describe them and give you some numbers that will compliment your astrology and numerology charts. It is called the family demographic chart. Thus you will have three guides that are non-scientific!

SO LET’S BEGIN.

2. 1/ THIS FAMILY HAS A MOM AND DAD WITH TWO KIDS. BOTH WORKED AT A FACTORY THAT WAS CLOSED DOWN AND WENT TO CHINA. NOW ALL OF THEM HAVE SOME TYPE OF PART TIME OR CONTRACT JOBS. THEY HAVE MOVED TO A MOBILE HOME. THEY KNOW THAT THE GAME IS UP. THE KIDS WILL TRY TO LEARN SOME SKILLS THAT MAY GET THEM A JOB. MOM AND DAD LIKE TO HAVE INFREQUENT SEX AS THEY ARE BOTH STRAIGHT.

2/TWO YOUNG LADIES LIVE TOGETHER AND ARE NOT MARRIED. THEY ARE SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY TRADED THEIR VAGINA IN FOR A PENIS. THEREFORE, THE HASSLE OF A LOT FEMALE PROBLEMS ARE OVER. THEY HAVE LEARNED TO CONNECT WITH MALES, FEMALES, AND OTHER KINDS OF SEX WITH HUMANS.

THEY WERE 21 WHEN THEY GOT THE SURGERY. THEY DRESS AND ARE FEMININE BUT KNOW HOW TO ACT AS A BOY.

3/ TWO GAY MEN ARE MARRIED AND HAVE ADOPTED TWO KIDS. THEY KNOW HOW TO BE DADS AND THE KIDS ARE STRAIGHT. THEIR KIDS NEED TO EXPLAIN THEIR FAMILY TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD. SOMETIMES,THE KIDS GET BEAT UP. IF THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER IT IS EASIER. THE CHILDREN GENERALLY GROW UP CISGENDER OR STRAIGHT. KIDS GO TO SPECIAL SCHOOLS.

4/ THIS IS A FAMILY THAT EVERYONE IS RELATED TO EVERYONE ELSE. AS TIME GOT WORSE, THEY NEVER MOVED OUT THE HOUSE. EVERYONE PAYS INTO A POT TO MAKE A GO OF IT. A COUPLE OF KIDS GOT MARRIED, BUT DON’T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. EACH HAS A ROOM AND THEY ALL SHARE THE SAME BATHROOM. MOST HAVE CONTRACT JOBS AND NO ONE HAS A CAREER. ONE SON HAS A TINY CLOSET THAT HE LIVES IN AND HE WATCHES HARD CORE PORN AND SPORTS PROGRAMS. HE IS A SACKER IN A SUPER.

5/ THIS IS AN INCEST FAMILY. THE OLDEST DAUGHTER IS HIT ON BY DAD. SHE TELLS MOM AND HER MOTHER SLAPS HER. SHE KNOWS IT MAY BE TRUE, BUT SHE DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE HER HUSBAND AND BECOME REALLY POOR. THE OLDEST DAUGHTER NOW IS ENGAGED IN STRIPPING, PROSTITUTION, AS WELL AS ADULT FILMS. THE FAMILY ABILITY TO PAY BILLS HAS GREATLY INCREASED since the daughter became an adult porn star.

6/ THIS group HAS A MOM AND TWO KIDS. THE FATHER MAY LIVE CLOSE. SO HE TAKES THE KIDS OUT FOR PIZZA, BOWLING, MOVIES, AND BUYS THEM TOYS. THE OTHER EXTREME IS A DEAD BEAT DAD. HE LIVES FARAWAY UNDER A PHONY NAME. HE HAS MANY CHILDREN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. MOST FOLKS WOULD LIKE HIM TO NOT ONLY PAY UP, BUT GET A VASECTOMY.

7. TWO YOUNG LADIES LIVE TOGETHER AND DO THINGS TOGETHER. ONE MAY HAVE A DATE FROM A SINGLES CLUB AND THE OTHER IS ON THE INTERNET TALKING TO A REAL NEAT GUY WHO IS HANDSOME AND RICH. WELL NOT REALLY, SO SHE CARES AND HOPES SOME DAY TO MARRY HIM. HOWEVER, THE HIM IS A HER IN HER LATE 40’S AND IS A LESBIAN. THIS FAMILY HAS APPLES FOR A “CATFISH” SHOW TO SEE WHO THIS NEAT MAY LOOK LIKE AND ACT.

8. THERE ARE 4 GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE GENERAL LABORS AND KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB. HOWEVER, THE APARTMENT IS A MESS. THEN ONE BECOMES A MEMBER OF A STRICT RELIGIOUS GROUP AND HE TALKS ABOUT HIS RELIGION ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. HE WAS FINALLY ASKED TO LEAVE AND HE DEMOSTHENES GROUPS LIKE THAT EITHER PROMISE SERENITY AND SALVATION OR TO MAKE THE WORLD A PEACEFUL PLACE.

9.TWO MALES LIVE WITH ONE FEMALE. THE FEMALE MAKES LIST OF VARIOUS JOBS AROUND THE HOUSE. SHE KNOWS WHAT ALL THREE WANT. EVERY OTHER NIGHT SHE IS INTIMATE WITH ONE MALE OR THE OTHER. SHE COULD GET VERY TIRED, BUT SHE DOES SLEEP A LOT OR TRAVELS AROUND THE CITY. SHE IS THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD. SHE HAS A GIRL FRIEND AND THEY TAKE TRIPS AROUND THE CITY. They go shopping.

10. THIS LONELY MALE COULD NOT ATTRACT ANY ONE. SO HE HAS PURCHASED A ROBOT OR SEXPOT. HE TALKS TO HER, AND SHE REPLIES WITH STANDARD REFRAINS. THE TWO LIKE A VERY SPECIAL LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW. HE TRIES TO MAKE MONEY BY ACTING WITH HIS SEXPOT AND GET IN ON THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY.

12. THIS GUY HAS A BIG TENT IN HIS APARTMENT WITH SAND THAT COVERS THE FLOOR. HE WRITES SONGS THAT NO ONE WILL HEAR. HE LIKES THE BEACH BOYS AND AT TIMES, HE PRETENDS THAT HE IS THE LATE BRIAN WILSON.HOWEVER, HIS SONGS SORT OF SOUND LIKE THE BEACH BOYS. HE WANTS TO MAKE A HOME MADE MOVIE AND SELL IT TO VARIOUS VENUES. HE HAS PADS HIS ROBE AND WEARS A LONG HAIR PACE LIE BRIAN HAD IN THE 70’S.

13.THE TWO YOUNG WOMEN REALLY KNOW HOW TO ENJOY THEMSELVES. AT NIGHT THEY GET INTO TO COMFORTABLE CLOTHES AND HAVE SPITTING GAMES AGAINST EACH OTHER. The spit is composed of alcohol that they have been drinking all afternoon. (See Boys and Girls together.) THEY THEN TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER AND AFTERWARDS SEE A LATE MOVIE.

14. FOLKS FEEL LUCKY TO HAVE A SWIMMING POOL IN THE BACK OF THE APARTMENTS. THEY HAVE A SMALL PORCH THAT OVER LOOKS THE POOL. THE TWO MALES INVITE YOUNG WOMEN UP TO THEIR APARTMENT, BUT NONE TAKE UP THE INVITATION.

15. THIS FELLOW HAS A GUITAR AND PLAYS SAD SONGS. HE HAS AN OLD CD PLAYER AND IT PLAYS THUNDER AND RAIN MUSIC, THERE IS ONE WALL THAT HAS A SCENIC WOOD LAND THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE WALL.

16. BOTH MALE AND FEMALE GET MARRIED, BUT IT IS A CELIBATE RELATIONSHIP. ONE OR BOTH WERE RELATED TO another PERSON, BUT THEY HAVE PASSED. The female has purchased a doll for 5,000 dollars. It really looks like a real baby and it does tricks. The female does not have to feed it or change diapers. When she holds it she feels warm and calm. The doll sleeps in a baby buggy or in bed with the female.

17. BOTH ARE CROSS DRESSERS, ONE OF THE MAJOR ENJOYMENTS IN LIFE IS TO GO TO GAY BARS.

18. BOTH ARE AGED AND THEY LIKE TO LISTEN TO THE AM RADIO. THEY ALSO LIKE TO GO TO MUSEUMS. One of their favorite activities is to listen to country- western music. They really love the late Dolly Patton.

19.BOTH HATE EACH OTHER BUT THEY LIVE OUT THEIR FILES TOGETHER. THEY FEAR DIVORCE. They actually slip up once in a while and enjoy each other. However, they will not admit to this kind of relationship.

20. THESE TWO HAVE 13 KIDS. TO MAKE A GO OF IT, THEY FARM OUT THEIR CHILDREN TO RELATIVES.

THAT’S IT. IT IS TIME TO CALCULATE YOUR FAMILY DEMOGRAPHIC CHART.

THE FIRST NUMBER IS THE DAY YOU WERE BORN FROM JANUARY OF your birth YEAR. THE SECOND NUMBER IS HOW MUCH YOU ARE LIVING WITH MORE THAN ONE LIFE STYLE LIST ABOVE. THE LAST IS THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF DAYS THAT YOU LIVED ON THE PLANET.

THEREFOR THE HIGHER THE NUMBER, THE MORE LIKELY THAT YOU ARE TO BE DEPRESSED.

CONGRATULATIONS! NOW COMPARE YOUR SCORE WITH OTHERS. THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR ALL OF US to be a little miserable.

Best wishes.

joey