OUTDOOR SEX IN AMSTERDAM

__________, (2004) “Having Sex until the Cows come home” RUETERS/YAHOO NEWS, September 11, p.1

What are you going to say? You are walking along on a nature trail in a preserve and you come upon two people having sex. What is a person to do?

You report it to the authorities but it still keeps happening. So, there is a farm across the road from the nature park and you send over the cows. They roam the park and deposit their residue. It sure takes the charm out of park sex. Then the cows start following the outdoor sex types. It just doesn’t give them time to do the forbidden. Last, cows also make numerous kinds of noises and that takes the romance out of the whole thing.

Problem solved. Pranksters will have to head in doors. It’s a shame.